I love that sea shanty!

[Zlata]

The one Hayden and the others were doing at TTG forums. I'm no good at poetry, but i think we should do one here! The next poster may start.

[HaydenWCE]

Sailing the seas that stretch far and wide,
With his loyal companions by his side,

[Zlata]

Guybrush Threepwood and his wife,
sailed through trials, cruised through strife

[Haggis]

To hunt for LeChuck,
Who was out of luck

[HaydenWCE]

And kick his backside,
And then end his life(?)

[Augustus]

And kick his backside,
And then end his life(?)

How about And throw him out with the tide? I dunno, it's pirate-ish...

[HaydenWCE]

And kick his backside,
And then end his life(?)

How about And throw him out with the tide? I dunno, it's pirate-ish...

In place of which line?
If it's the first, then yeah, sure.
The second would be fine as well, but I had the second line finish with "life" in order to rhyme with "strife." I was confused as to which line I was meant to be rhyming with.

[Augustus]

And kick his backside,
And then end his life(?)

How about And throw him out with the tide? I dunno, it's pirate-ish...

In place of which line?
If it's the first, then yeah, sure.
The second would be fine as well, but I had the second line finish with "life" in order to rhyme with "strife." I was confused as to which line I was meant to be rhyming with.

I had meant the second line, which you had put the question mark beside...I had assumed that you were looking for a better alternative. Seeing as how everything has been rhyming couplets, I imagine it's best to make each two lines rhyme, but then no one said the whole thing had to be in rhyming couplets.

[HaydenWCE]

I had meant the second line, which you had put the question mark beside...I had assumed that you were looking for a better alternative. Seeing as how everything has been rhyming couplets, I imagine it's best to make each two lines rhyme, but then no one said the whole thing had to be in rhyming couplets.

I think we'll just leave it how it is, then.

Also, I'm not really sure why I put that question mark there. I think I meant to have it for two reasons: to question what I was meant to be rhyming with, and also as a joke regarding LeChuck's "life" (since he's dead, and therefore doesn't exactly have a life). I left the question mark open to interpretation. I now realize that I may have caused some confusion.

[Zlata]

A lot of players say Monkey 2 was an illusion!

[Haggis]

We're drifting away from our song,
So let's just get along

[HaydenWCE]

Said Haggis, the administrator,
As though we were doing something wrong

...but we sort of are, so his words are justified,
now let's continue this fictional seafaring ride...
______________

But unfortunately, the Narwhal was going nowhere fast,
As there was a significant problem with the mast...

[Haggis]

By woodworm it got infected,
So the ship was redirected

[Zlata]

To an island of monkeys, and cannibals too!
Where hid a hermit with a secret unsuspected

[Fearless Flying Monkey]

About Ozzie Mandrill, the old fox,
Our hero beat him near Melee Island docks!

Edit: Is this a fake-rhyme? Because fox and docks shouldn't rhyme but they do....